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Joke of the Day
"Little known fact: a penguin's head can rotate 390 degrees. Once."
Next Joke
"WIFE: ""You look tired honey. How about a nice steak mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"" HUSBAND: ""No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."""
"What's E.T. short for? Because he's got tiny legs."
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door."
"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"[at bank] *slides teller a note* Teller: Me: T: M: [winks] T: Seriously!? M: uh huh T: M: T: *slides me a lollipop*"
"Midgets resent the concept of shorts"
"Superman biggest weakness is not kryptonite. It's horses."
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? They're stuck at C for years"