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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."

"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""

"Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names."

"I was in the park the other day wondering why the frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets... And then it hit me."

"I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it."

"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"

"So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*"

"I asked my North Korean friend... ...how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"

"What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? The corn shucker shucks between fits..."