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Joke of the Day

"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""

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"I think I'm going to give away my old Dyson vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust."
"Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice."
"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""
"How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!"
"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"
"Russian Standard is a vodka and American Standard is a toilet. Russians are all drunks and Americans are all full of shit."
"An impressed man and his friend. Man: ""'Wow, you're omniscient!"" Friend: ""What does that mean?"" Man: ""Nevermind."""