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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? The corn shucker shucks between fits..."

"I like anal sex the way I like my coffee"

"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"

"What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose"

"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."

"How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush? If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush"

"I got a blowjob for Valentine's Day. (NSFW) I'm so fucking fucked if my wife finds out."

"The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period"