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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend... ...how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."
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"Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat."
"Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a little...""double entendre?"""
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ."
"Don't do drugs Without me"
"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"
"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"
"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"
"There's no one worse than the first person to give a standing ovation in a crowd forcing everyone else to get up and clap."
"They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework to prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs."