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Joke of the Day

"I can't find a joke that was on here today now I'll have to wait a few minutes until it's posted again."

"My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong."

"Grandpa walks into a drug store Grandpa: ""I'd like to buy 99 condoms."" Clerk: ""Why don't you take 100?"" Grandpa: ""Hey, hey! I'm not a rapist!"""

"Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said ""Sorry no professionals."""

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades. And then all your friends feel bad, because they kept yelling ""Stroke!"""

"When I see a plate of food, I eat it, rather than photograph it like a dangerous psychopath with no respect for God's Law."

"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."

"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"Why did god make pussy look like a taco? So we can eat it..."