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Joke of the Day

"I can't find a joke that was on here today now I'll have to wait a few minutes until it's posted again."

"How is life at the post office going? It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness"

"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"

"Why is it called a ""network of computers streaming Disney movies to cows"" and not ""Moo-LAN"""

"What does the educated owl say? Whom"

"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."

"If life had a 'CTRL + ALT + DEL' option, you bet your ass I'd be hitting that thing about 14 times a day."

"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"

"""Upscale"" sounds like a euphemism for ""fat."""

"We've replaced Steve's regular coffee with a detailed understanding of the impending heat death of the universe. Let's see if he notices."