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Joke of the Day
"Why did god make pussy look like a taco? So we can eat it..."
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"My grandpa once told me... If you want a girl to accept your proposal, you have to spend 2 months salary on a ring. I asked him, what the hell is a salary?"
"My wife is playing hard to get. Rid of."
"Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart."
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""
"I want a tattoo but i'm afraid to get one. Not because it's permanent or the pain. I just don't want to talk to a stranger for 7 hours."
"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."
"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""
"Sometimes me and my brothers used to mess with grandpa. Once we asked him if he knew what a sex tape was. He nodded thoughtfully. 'Sex tapes? Sure, we have those, but your grandmother prefers cuffs.'"