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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong."

"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("

"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maybe"

"I got Rear-ended in traffic the other day... Thank goodness I wasn't in my car."

"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."

"What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak"

"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""

"What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint."

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"

"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."