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Joke of the Day

"Never Lose A Tank When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."

"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."

"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."

"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume..."

"I hugged someone else's mom at a park once and now mine won't pick me up bc I smell like other mom now"

"I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him."

"Why do pirates like girls with small tits? Because they always search for sunken chests"

"So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted."

"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"