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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!"

"I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen."

"Plane turbulence is caused by flying over hot areas, flying over mountains, and you getting up to use the airplane bathroom"

"Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells? Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician."

"Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair."

"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."

"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"

"""Well grandma,"" I said, ""this is where you will be staying eventually, do you like it? "" She shouted, ""Will you fuck off and let me visit your granddad's grave in peace!"""

"What's a 69er got in common with the mafia ? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"Dark humour is like food Not everyone gets it"