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Joke of the Day
"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."
Next Joke
"why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops"
"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"
"Pain Pills? You mean bitch mints? **^^flexes**"
"Whats the difference between a mosquito and your mom? The mosquite stops sucking when I slap it."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The road crossed him first, man. The road crossed him first. *This should be delivered in your best ""tough guy"" voice.*"
"A Muslim goes onto a plane ride I forgot the punchline but i'm pretty sure it ended with a bang."
"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."
"My dog gave birth recently. My dog gave birth to a litter of 8 puppies. We named one puppy johnny, he is a real son of a bitch"
"Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone."