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Joke of the Day

"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday. Everyone's invited. Except Harold. HE said I'd NEVER find true love."

"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."

"Why don't paperclips move around a lot? They like being stationery."

"Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !"

"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"