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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.!"
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"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe."
"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."
"What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business..........."
"What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth? I am bread."
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"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."
"Did you hear that HIV isn't spread by a virus? Yeah, it's spread by a fun guy"
"Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball."