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Joke of the Day

"7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today."

"What Does A Subatomic Duck Say? QUARK!"

"How can Russia love pickles and vodka but hate gay people? They have such similar interests"

"Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations."

"What is a suicide bomber's biggest fear? Dying alone."

"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""

"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"

"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."

"I used to find window shopping depressing..... then I visited Amsterdam."