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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? He got freaked out when he received the gas bill."
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"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."
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"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."
"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"