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Joke of the Day

"The bar was walked into by the passive voice. From [here](http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation). What are your best language jokes ?"

"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."

"If you are naughty... Santa gives you something hard and black"

"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."

"Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."

"I wonder if people with eye patches thought it was all fun and games."

"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."

"What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"To all my haters. First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."