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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"And what's your name?"" the secretary asked the next new boy. ""Butter."" ""I hope your first name's not Roland"" smirked the secretary. ""No ma'am. It's Brendan."""

"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*"

"Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant."

"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."

"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."

"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."

"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"