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Joke of the Day
"What overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
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"Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot."
"Doc: Let's check your reflexes. Me: I have the reflexes of a cat. Doc: *hits my knee with a hammer* Me: MEOW! *scratches Doc's eyes out*"
"What is the best thing about having sex with a transgender? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."
"How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!!"
"I grew up in a rough part of town... The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau."
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable? Lettuce be grape friends."
"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"
"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"