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Joke of the Day
"What overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
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"Oh, you're a lesbian? You're not attracted to men, so you go date girls that look like men. That makes complete sense."
"I knew this guy who would ask men at church, ""is your tie made out of bird cloth?"" <blank stare> ""It's cheep, cheep, cheep."""
"Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend. Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris."
"It's crazy. One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance. I really shouldn't be a paramedic."
"(During sex) Pull my hair! No! Just the grey ones."
"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"
"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."
"What baked treat shares its name with a gynaecological apparatus? Flapjacks."
"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."