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Joke of the Day

"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"

"What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !"

"If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process."

"Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long."

"Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space."

"Three virgins go into a bar; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Hours later out come a blonde, a brunette, and a virgin. ....Ginger Snap!"

"How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome? Pull down its genes."

"Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'"

"So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... *Ba dim tish!*"