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Joke of the Day
"(During sex) Pull my hair! No! Just the grey ones."
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"When I die, I want to pass peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa Not screaming in petrified terror, like his passengers."
"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"
"Q: What wobbles as it flies? A: A jelly-copter."
"What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years? Second gear."
"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"
"Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business."
"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he got asked to play in a film about classic composers? I'll be Bach."
"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."