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Joke of the Day
"What baked treat shares its name with a gynaecological apparatus? Flapjacks."
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"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either"
"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"
"Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!"
"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."
"I was researching facts about euthanasia... They're extremely malnourished"
"Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"
"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"