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Joke of the Day

"Do u know why all the pills are white colored? Because they work"

"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."

"What's a Call of Duty player's favorite social media website? Fazebook"

"Do you have a Tex-Mex emergency? call 9-Juan-Juan"

"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."

"It's all fun and games until you find the Twitter crush who catfished you is infact your husband"

"A Jamaican is sightseeing in Egypt. A vehicle drives by, beeping its horn. ""Coo yah!"" he says. ""It's tootin' car, mon!"""

"""I hate hashtags!"" Dad screams as he smashes his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall."

"[blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN! [vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]"

"Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake."