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Joke of the Day
"Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake."
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"How do mermaids have sex? They mermate"
"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"
"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"
"How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red."
"A man goes to see his doctor... A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."" The man says ""What! why?"" The doctor says ""So I can examine you"""
"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"
"It's not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight."
"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"
"My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer nothing!"