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Joke of the Day
"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."
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"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"
"I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive"
"Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather."
"What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor? The foundation's been laid."
"What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"
"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"So the Dali-Lama walks into a pizza shop... and asks the pizza guy, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"Did you hear about Trump's tax plan? Declare that the US has a $900 million loss so we all don't have to pay taxes!"
"The music played on HGTV shows can be described as ""Got drunk and wrote a dance song on a synthesizer."""