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Joke of the Day
"Do you have a Tex-Mex emergency? call 9-Juan-Juan"
Next Joke
"My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong."
"What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer? Drink, Pray, Truck"
"If one ex was drowning and the other was dangling from a cliff-edge and you had one set of ropes to save them....where would you hide it?"
"Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?"
"At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?"
"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"
"The best curves on a girl is her smile.....Naw just kidding look at dat ass!"
"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant."
"missed connection: you walked by my house and saw me drinking from the hose. please respond with the hose color so I know it's you"