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Joke of the Day

"""I hate hashtags!"" Dad screams as he smashes his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall."

"Man #1 was talking to man #2. Man #2 asked man #1 how his wife Nature was doing. He said ""fine"" Then they heard ""It's time to go!"" #1 said ""well Nature is calling, I've got to go #2."

"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."

"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"

"Fuck. We're gonna be known as the generation that loved autocorrect fails"

"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"

"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!"

"Wolverine and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""No claws, please!"" They both leave."