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Joke of the Day
"I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung"
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"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"
"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"
"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"
"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."
"Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories."
"One of the worst things you can possibly do to someone is return their text with a call."
"Where do Robots go for fun? The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)"
"When life gives you financial troubles... Make Financialade."
"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"