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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"
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"where do babies come from?? where the hell are they GOING is what i wanna know, folks!"
"You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how."
"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"My sister said to me: Where do Tie Fighters sit in church? In the *pew*."
"I'm madly in love with a girl who's a solipsist... ...but she doesn't even know I exist. :("
"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."
"What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny? ""Hey, this looks new!"""
"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."
"Why was 9 afraid of 20? 28 29's"