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Joke of the Day

"When life gives you financial troubles... Make Financialade."

"What do you call a Spanish cucumber ? A cuke-hombre..."

"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"

"I think my brother is addicted to huffing paint. It's written all over his face."

"Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: ""If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."""

"CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers."

"Ted has split personalities. This shows in his behaviour to his girlfriend. He's a dick Ted to her."

"Did you hear about the guy who'd just broken up with his Asian girlfriend? He felt a little disoriented."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can actually finish a race"

"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."