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Joke of the Day
"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."
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"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A: A melon collie."
"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."
"Tim Howard has been America's best goalkeeper since Sylvester Stallone in 1945."
"Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?"
"Going back to work in 10 mins. When I'm back, this better be front page, Reddit."
"i could miss 4 days of school in a row in HS and have all A's and you zone out for 38 seconds in college and ur grade goes from a B to a G"
"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."
"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"
"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""