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Joke of the Day
"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."
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"If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you"
"Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough."
"At my last checkup the doctor said he needed a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample ... ... I said "" Doc, I can speed this along - I'll just leave you my underwear !"""
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
"""Doc, my boyfriend & I don't wanna get pregnant. He hates condoms & I think the jelly isn't working."" ""What kind are you using?"" ""Grape"""
"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."
"*gives date flowers* Here. I murdered these plants for you."
"I wish I could smack the stupid out of people and if you think this status is about you smack yourself for me!"
"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""