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Joke of the Day
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat..."
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"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"
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"What do you call someone who hasn't heard about Pokemon go Amish"
"a disturbing new trend called hot bowling: teens order a breadbowl full of soup at Panera & attempt to eat the breadbowl BEFORE the soup"
"""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever."
"I made my wife dinner tonight She was great with BBQ sauce"
"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."
"Hyperbole makes me want to kill myself."