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Joke of the Day

"a disturbing new trend called hot bowling: teens order a breadbowl full of soup at Panera & attempt to eat the breadbowl BEFORE the soup"

"When I got pregnant people would always say 'eating for two now are we?' I'd tell them to bugger off, I'm not cutting down."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."

"What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !"

"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."

"when it snows are snowmen ever like holy shit it's my flesh"

"Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring? The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D"

"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"

"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."

"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."