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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."
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"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"
"/r/jokes is like a beginner's fencing class. Lots of unwanted riposte."
"Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up."
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."
"Rappers be like ""I'm killing them snitches, smackin dem bitches, smokin blunts n fucking hoes!""**Wins award** Rapper: ""I just wanna thank God"""
"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."
"Towels are a scam... think about it - a towel is only a towel, but anything that's like pants or a sheet or whatever is also a towel"