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Joke of the Day

"Why does Starbux call it an Oprah chai? Does it taste like Gayle?"

"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."

"Two were sitting in the table on a bar First one: We are leaving. Second one: No, we are staying. First one: WE ARE LEAVING. Battery on my phone is 4%."

"To a struggling artist: ""Don't give up... ...the day job."""

"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."

"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!"

"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"