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Joke of the Day

"Someone should create a Trump parody Twitter account... That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"

"Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa."

"Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring."

"I would never skydive. http://i.imgur.com/uRJyOmB.png"

"I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia"

"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."

"What idiot called it ""CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery"" instead of ""Baguette and Tag It"""