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Joke of the Day
"I'm sad can u paypal me 50$ to spend on shoes"
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"""Surely EVERYONE pisses in the shower?"" I protest as I'm dragged out of Ikea"
"Why do giraffes have a great love life? Because they keep a good distance between their brains and their heart."
"A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth. Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday."
"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"
"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""
"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout"
"So, two neutrinos walk through a bar..."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables? Mrs Hawking"
"What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing? Muscle tone deaf."