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Joke of the Day
"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."
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"In Soviet Russia ... the Government owns the Corporations."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"
"Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . . . . . Remember, none of your friends do."
"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."
"The difference between a turtle and a politician... ... You feel bad after running over a turtle."
"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"
"My gym sent me home for following their motto it's confusing, they need to change it to ""go hard and go home"""
"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."
"My ex says he's dating someone new but according to his Instagram she's a sandwich"