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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia ... the Government owns the Corporations."
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"A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*"
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"My daughter is playing ""you can't find me, Mommy""... I'm playing ""I'm not trying, Suckaaaa""."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the rest of the people in the car!"
"What did the snot say to the nose? I gotta run."
"Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house. His wife isn't happy."
"What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!"
"34 of the A-Team have just launched a valiant rescue mission I heard they were just trying to save Face after their last failure, though."