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Joke of the Day

"In Soviet Russia ... the Government owns the Corporations."

"I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased."

"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."

"[on a date with a caribou as a favor to my sister] me: so...did you like the movie? caribou: *knocks over candy display & tramples 3 kids*"

"Why is rotten egg the best comedian? He's got a funny yolk."

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing."

"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"

"It's weird to sit and not eat, right?"

"TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus."