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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."
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"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle..."
"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"
"""OPEN THE DOOR IT'S THE POLICE"" who is it? ""POLICE"" what is a police *cops start whispering* ""how does he not know what a police is"""
"I don't need a calendar to tell me winter is approaching *strokes wife's leg hair*"
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"I introduced my girlfriend to my family the other day. My wife was so mad."
"We have great news. We're pregnant! -Awesome! Do u know the sex yet? Of course we know 'the sex'. How do u think we got pregnant, silly?"
"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."
"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""