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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"

"It's recently come to light that Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice!"

"What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat? Synonym rolls"

"What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And me, I call it you."

"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."

"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"

"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"

"I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone."

"This article says 80% of men feel confident being naked in front of a woman. Twitter says the rest prefer being naked in front of a donut."

"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."