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Joke of the Day
"The difference between a turtle and a politician... ... You feel bad after running over a turtle."
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"Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian."
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"Where do ghosts live? At the dead end."
"The scariest thing about the Cold War was the threat of getting stuck inside a bunker with your spouse."
"If my memory foam mattress really had ""memory,"" it could write for Penthouse."
"Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock"
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""
"Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ..."