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Joke of the Day

"My gym sent me home for following their motto it's confusing, they need to change it to ""go hard and go home"""

"Auto correct can go straight to He'll"

"Teacher Said The Student..?? Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"

"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."

"If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends."

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both need to be changed for the same reason."

"Did you hear about the cannibal in the colosseum? He was gladiator."

"What's it called if you re-evaluate your butt? In hiney-sight."

"We live in a society that's the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones."

"You know why we can never trust atoms? Because they make up everything."