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Joke of the Day

"""Smoking breaks"" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain"

"What's the difference between Jews and Christians? Jews get really angry, but Christians just get a little cross."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."

"Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary"

"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"

"My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know"

"What is the opposite of pro? Con. What is the opposite of progress? Congress."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."

"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."