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Joke of the Day

"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu(ked to achieve it."

"What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus!"

"What do you call a gay jewish man A heblew"

"FYI guys: If a girl plays w/ her hair while talking to u, it means she has an itchy scalp, possibly lice. Stay away, it is very contagious."

"""Dad, tell me a joke"" ""Pussy"" ""I don't get it"" ""I know, son"""

"What's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."

"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."