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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus!"
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"I'm drunk and ready to get retarded! Wait, that's not politically correct. I'm soberly-challenged and ready to get retarded!"
"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"
"Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill"
"My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a female track team? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."
"(NSFW) A friend of mine started dating a girl with special needs. Everyone is saying how sweet it is but I think he's fucking retarded."
"Whats the difference between to dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke. (Heard this from somebody in my class today)"
"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."
"What kind of cheese gives out money? Prova*loan* I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:"