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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it."

"What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?"

"After an outage, what time does the power come back on? 12:00 --:-- 12:00 --:--"

"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !"

"What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !"

"Can we PLEASE... stop beating a dead gorilla."

"The Harambe memes need to stop It's very de-meme-ing."

"Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU."

"Do you have pet insurance? Coz I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonight"

"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."