154192
Joke of the Day
"What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies."
Next Joke
"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."
"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."
"""Yous ain't passin'!"" - Gandolfini"
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."
"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."
"What do dads never forget to include in their ""dad"" jokes? PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave."
"If pirates say ""Arr"", What do software pirates say? .RAR"
"What's E.T. short for? His legs are small."
"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."