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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, tell me a joke"" ""Pussy"" ""I don't get it"" ""I know, son"""
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"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."
"Mention me in your will. Just give me a shout out or something."
"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"
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"Johnny as his mum where are you when Bill Gate was single? Mum Answered: 'the same place you where now while Obama's Daughter is still single'"