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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."
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"Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*"
"Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt? Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture"
"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."
"Oh look a Spider...... Oh look Listerine.... Oh look spider wiggling for life.... Minty fresh dead spider"
"In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say ""you throw like a girl""."
"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"
"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"
"What does a confused student at Hogwarts study? Which craft?"
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian."