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Joke of the Day
"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."
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"Why do the 3rd Italian Navy use glass-bottomed battleships? So they can look at the 2nd Italian Navy! *[Sorry if you are offended]* Edit: Grammar"
"Where do they make satis? In a satisfactory"
"*wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?"
"My girlfriend's new tattoo My girlfriend has a tattoo of seashell on the inside of her leg. When you put your ear on it, you can smell the sea!"
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park your car man."
"I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut"
"A man has an airtight bag of money He leaves it and comes back 10 years later. It is full of air. The son goes, ""the rate of inflation has just skyrocketed the past few years"""
"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"
"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""