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Joke of the Day

"What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I."

"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."

"Hey girl, I'm an Aries... Wanna get rammed?"

"Girl are you a fox? Because I don't know wtf you're saying."

"Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels? They can't get enough booty."

"Ma'am, I never said your baby is ugly. In fact, I have not even seen it. However, the aardvark in your stroller is adorable."

"Caught a taxi home last night from the market. Forgot I had no money. Thankfully the driver let me pay in cabbage"

"Paper is so terrible..."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"On the 5th day of Christmas? Christmas is ONE day, Carol. Convert to Judaism if you need a longer holiday."