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Joke of the Day
"What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I."
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"Knock Knock jokes ... The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a ""No Bell"" prize."
"I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up."
"It's quaint when a company publishes a fax number on their website's contact page. It's like finding a Walkman at a flea market."
"How do you keep a redditor wait I'll post the answer tomorrow"
"How people think Brain: ""You're weird."" Body: ""and you're fat."" Face: ""plus you're pretty ugly"" Food: ""I'm here for you babe..."""
"Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free."
"I'm a terrorist because i killed the joke"
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"2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; ""its hot in here"" one of them says, the other says ""shut your mouth!""."